In May, she has changed the car, the Renault Clio Pora unn'aveva more bananas, and has run socket also valid as a toy car wagon to bring goods Seby, strollers, high chairs, any other business. It went away with the Jazzin, or the Honda Jazz, doing a very good choice, of which we are still happy.
And then he added, the "acceptance test" of simple questions to put off pre-stamped envelope with the car manufacturer to help them improve their product. The first test was promptly filed by Leo in the bucket of dirty. I am highly offended, because I wanted dirgnene 4 on the lack of the machine, or the wiper leaves a trail of water on the passenger side, but as the French say tant pis.
then sent him back - mmm it's getting serious here, even a second mailing, we feel the beast to the views of their clients. I do. I notice that many pages are, but oh well will still be solved on the stage of a monk's servitura .
The first questions I smoke in the fun, make and model of machine, equipment, if the use solo io etc.
Si passa al matematico chiedendomi di percentualizzare i chilometri che intenderò percorrere nel primo anno di vita dell'auto , e io rispondo titubante 30% in città 35% fuori città 35 % in autostrada.
Poi vogliono sapere tutto sulla concessionaria, se erano carini, esplicativi, informativi, propositivi, puliti, sorridenti, il tutto con la votazione 1 a 10 canonica, e io ho pensato di non farli licenziare e parlar bene di loro.
Si lasciano le crocette per scrivere di proprio pugno le impressioni sulla macchina, cosa è che ci piace di più, perchè la si voleva cambiare proprio in questo momento, come la descriverei (Why should I describe it ?...) which other car we have taken a brand that was, if I went to try it, if I am made to the budget, e. .. then why do not we buy that? but no, I ask you two or three times, and then I'll re-re-demand, but as thyself never bought this car??
start the first doubts on the feasibility of this test without stress.
Finally my chance: schemetto to write things more satisfying and less of the car and proudly write the reason why I started doing the test:
"the wipers leave a trail." ...
and continues: "marks gli aggettivi che più descrivono la tua nuova auto tra:
giovane:si sofisticata: no sportiva: mmm no economica: si elegante: no carina: si sexy... sexy??? o che aggettivo l'è per una macchina. mah
eventuali difetti della macchina e se ce l'avevano già in origine, e lì ritonfa col tergicristallo.
Il frate era già stato servito due volte , ma ancora ero alla pagina numero 5 di 8 del test, e al terzo giorno chiedo l'aiuto del Leo:
Che macchine avevate prima? che cos'era? quanti chilometri c'avete fatto? l'avevamo presa a rate o no? (chettefrega, vuoi sapere se nel frattempo I made money?)
and then shit again For what reasons did not buy the same brand as before? ancoraaaa??
Last but not least, personal data, age, sex, educational level, if I access the Internet from home or office (s icchè what?? I'll call the Wind or Vodafone un'offetinadopo?) that work is done, our hobbies, children, relatives and friends ...
a plausible and honest "recommend this car to friends?" and then ends with:
What is your gross income?? but sss'è de la finance?? icchè but do you care??
there I gone crazy, and I also added that it took me four days to take the test, and they came all to that beautiful country!
Glossary (finally back to the glossary!)
not have more bananas : to be a fruit, not make more, not have more energy
Serving a friar : expression indicates the time of liberation human body
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