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CRAZY LIXX e tutti gli altri

Crazy Lixx + Wild + Ones Fear No Beer

Rock Club (Ronchi dei Legionari, Trieste)

May 16, 2010


THEME: Crazy Lixx Why can not have the same response to Hardcore Superstar and Crashdiet?


PROCEEDINGS (on the list, because they are being Cartesian rationalist):


  • There are beautiful beautiful, even a couple of them are ugly ugly. How do we attract the little women and therefore the boys chasing the little women?!? Move the bad area in merchandising and hiring two suckers beautiful and useless.

  • The singer can sing, but not Cotona hair nor the abdominal cocaine.

  • The drummer is out of context: it is as big as Undertaker Music Metallon Heavy. It goes on to steaks and beer, no makeup and weighs over a ton. OK for Amon Amarth, not to steal the public to competition. The drummer will be in doubt HCSS sexual orientation, but if we concentrate and limit alcohol if it makes them all: that of the CL is a cave troll.

  • not have schitarrate punk (HCSS also eliminated the schitarrate punk, having stolen the guitarist in Crazy Lixx).

  • They dress '80s Rocker poor people: the ones with the leather pants and jackets jeans strizzapalle dell'Oviesse. A few kilograms of bracelets and eyeliner at random will not turn into Nikki Sixx '84 Edition. It seems more John Ricci (Exciter, I assume that those who ignore them are more than those that they know).

  • disk have the best choirs mighty Def Leppard, Live will also bring in 4 to do it but one of them is out of tune like a Coverdale 2009 Edition. If you need to make Def Leppard, go to the bitter end championships and choirs all mourning the death of Rock.

  • The bassist has the face of Billy Idol but did not understand anything from life, can not stand on stage and watch me. I am not prey to the standard-Rockerz, even for those "other oriented." Since then the bass player has shown unequivocally to be "straight", the charge is changed from Homosexuality Myopia in extreme (and self-harm).

  • trying to make sense: the shoes are high Sudiciazz Bay Area, not Rocker With Balls and Broken Heart. That must have boots. Only the lead guitarist of the CL has learned, but forgot to put on the coconut in the package and then the Balls are not very competitive.

  • Rexon The singer has eyebrows like two brushes for shoes. Exaggeration, as two toothbrushes. Glammer can not do. But can the Rocker, if you remember to put on his boots. The shoes are fine if you like dolphins jump through hoops to Gardaland. Pagategli a ticket to Gardaland.

  • The new guitarist is a blonde dyed black. There is a Swedish painted black, does not have the halo does not seem mysterious and even a vampire: weight 40 kg, six hemophilia, not vampire. Anyway, you have the patches of Deep Purple: You have 52 years and the wig.


Soon I'll tell you about the formation of support. A brief description of the above:

FEAR NO BEER: at 19.30 had already finished the beers available to the band ... not available to them, were those of all. And no one has dared to challenge. Having two bears, a glutton and a chihuahua in training commands respect. And quietly did her ass to everyone.

WILD ONES: launch pad for solo guitarist and bassist of poses. Quote Scandinavian-Friuli: between Nitro and Racer X. From fear.

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